tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3859932972602672224.post6928216531220205504..comments2024-03-27T20:47:44.536-06:00Comments on Random Thoughts by Mark Milliorn: Collared by the InquisitionMark Milliornhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13604793462527896688noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3859932972602672224.post-51103818561723702902015-09-03T10:26:36.202-06:002015-09-03T10:26:36.202-06:00Wow, Tom! Slow down, take a deep breath, and wipe...Wow, Tom! Slow down, take a deep breath, and wipe the slobber off your face! I'm really not sure what your screed has to do with shirt collars, I'm going to blame it on your watching too much FOX news.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08009115854828524988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3859932972602672224.post-54681269476214923342015-09-02T12:59:59.424-06:002015-09-02T12:59:59.424-06:00I have a theory that the Democrats are conducting ...I have a theory that the Democrats are conducting genetic experiments trying to produce the ultimate president. It started with Jimmy Carter who was an early attemp to create a half Christian/half Marxist. As we know it didn't turn out very well and their next two attempts (half German/half weasel and half robot/half Kitchenaid Toaster) were not popular with the electorate. They finally hit a workable combinating that managed to capture the imagination of the voters the next go-round with the half redneck/half Jackrabbit that was Bill Clinton. They then made two consecutive attempts at reanimating the dead which failed (with the last one you could still see the bolts sticking out of his neck, which creeped people out). They hit again, finally with the half guilty white liberal/half black communist in 2008. Unfortunately their next experiment isn't quite ready for the 2016 election, so they are recycling the Bride of Half Jackrabbit/Half Handsy Redneck in the person of an abortive guilty white liberal/socialist/feminist experiment that they hope will be able to remain erect for at least as long as it takes to get elected. To hedge their bets, the Dems are also offering up a pair of earlier experimental attempts at breeding an acceptable honky Marxist. They're a little long in the tooth, having been kept in the lab for several decades. The hoary old leftist and the dim-witted serial groper have been trotted out of late as an alternative offering just in case the Bride of Clintonstein accidentally wanders off deeper into a mine field or grabs hold of an electrical transformer and blows herself up. I hear they're planning a black/Hispanic/feminist/communist hybrid next time, but so far, they've been unable to make one that is a reliably pro-choice atheist Marxist. The specimens keep sneaking off to go to Mass and have lunch at Taco Bueno and Popeye's. They had to dispose of two that I know of recently because they just couldn't keep them from shopping at Walmart. <br /><br />But the Dems still have faith in genetic science (except the kind that produces better crops, prevents disease and keeps the elderly alive longer). As the old saying goes, "Hope springs eternal in the Progressive Socialist Petrie dishes." Tom Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16700342512275624543noreply@blogger.com