Television
shows are usually a very poor depiction of reality, especially shows that are
supposed to be based on actual events.
You could run a divining rod over most of these shows and it would never
find a fact to twitch over. This is
strange, since history is fascinating.
Every war, every scandal, every love affair that has ever occurred is history.
This probably flies in the face of your memories of history class, but
trust me--history isn't boring.
Historians are boring.
One
method of enlivening history is simply to lie
and when it comes to depicting the Wild West, having a good imagination is
a lot easier than research. For a few
writers, the truth is pretty much an unwelcome stranger.
Ned
Buntline was one such writer. Ned wrote
the dime novels that distorted the West, making up wild tales with only the
briefest accidental brush with reality.
His books include The Black Avenger of the Spanish Main and Buffalo
Bill and His Adventures In the West.
While both are great reads--neither is even remotely true.
Interestingly,
the story of Ned Buntline is about as fascinating as his yarns. Buntline was one of several pen names used by
Edward Zane Judson, whose real life was far more colorful than most of his
novels. Buntline/Judson went to sea as a
midshipman in the age of sail, served in two wars, and fought a duel for which
he was tried for murder. His acquittal
angered a local mob, who lynched him--but his friends managed to cut him down
and save his life. Curiously, today he
is probably best remembered for supposedly inventing the Colt Buntline--a gun
the author neither saw nor even heard of during
his lifetime.
Stuart N.
Lake was another writer who never let the truth get in the way of a good
story. Lake wrote the scripts for John
Ford's My Darling Clementine and Winchester '73, but it was his 1931
biography of Wyatt Earp that made him, and the relatively obscure lawman
famous. In Wyatt Earp: Frontier
Marshall, Lake created the prototype of the heroic western lawman.
While the
book is a wild exaggeration of the true life of Earp, one clever invention in
it was to take on a life of its
own. In the book, Lake wrote that Ned
Buntline placed an order with Colt Firearms for five custom Peacemaker
revolvers, each with a 12-inch barrel and a detachable shoulder stock. Buntline then supposedly gave the revolvers
to the five most colorful lawmen of the time: Wyatt Earp, Charlie Bassett, Bat
Masterson, Bill Tilghman, and Neal Brown.
Lake asks us to believe that Buntline's gifts are in gratitude because
these Dodge City peace officers had made
the west "colorful" enough to give him a living as a writer.
According
to Lake, most of the men cut the barrel extensions off their revolvers to make
them easier to carry, but Wyatt Earp kept his a foot long. Then, when he wasn't shooting bad guys with
the gun, he was knocking them senseless--using the pistol as a club. Lake also tells us that Earp could draw his
revolver--with a barrel that went down to his knee--still faster than any
desperado could slap leather with a normal-sized gun.
Unfortunately,
the story is simply not true. Buntline
never ordered any such gun, and while Colt advertised that it would make a
barrel at any length--at a dollar an inch surcharge--it made no pistols in the
19th century with 12-inch barrels. Nor
were those five lawmen all in Dodge at the same time, and Buntline was back
east at the time, and,... well, you get the idea. While it is a great story, and many people
have tried to prove it true, there is no proof that Earp ever owned such a
gun.
Through
the efforts of such men as Buntline, Lake, and Zane Grey, the Western took off
as a standard in the movies, and eventually, on television. From 1955-1961, Hugh O'Brian played Wyatt
Earp weekly in The Life and Legend of
Wyatt Earp. The popular television
show hired none other than Stuart Lake as the technical advisor. Naturally, shortly into the first season (in
a script written by Lake) Ned Buntline presented Wyatt Earp with a Buntline Special. O'Brian/Earp carried the long clumsy revolver
for the next six years.
And
suddenly, the gun really did exist! Demand for the gun convinced Colt Firearms to
begin production of a .45 caliber Peacemaker with a 12-inch barrel engraved
with the legend: Buntline Special. They
have been periodically manufactured ever since.
Not to be outdone, there was even a toy version made for children. Today, no fewer than four firearms companies
make working "reproductions."
At the
end of one of one of my favorite movies, The
Man Who Shot Liberty Valence, a beloved, aging politician, played by Jimmy
Stewart, has just confessed that the true hero of a famous gunfight was actually
the character played by John Wayne. This
confession would completely change the
popular history of the event. The
newspaper editor takes the notes from the confession and destroys them.
"This
is the West, Sir," he says.
"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."
And
sometimes, after a century and a half, the legends actually become reality.
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