1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
The White House
Washington
April 16, 1861
William H. Herndon
My Dear William,
I received your letter last night and
once again I thank you for the good news from home. I assure you that there is very little in the
way of good news in Washington. I fear
the worst has happened as the supply ship we sent to South Carolina has been
fired upon. There is little doubt that
there will be war; this act of violence will set their resolve and like a horse
that has tested the bit and found it wanting, there will be no turning them
back now.
As I sit here in my office, all I can
think think of is the need to find a means to save the union.
And I cannot escape the deep conviction that it was my election that
precipitated this vast crisis that threatens to forever rend our great
union. My eyes constantly gaze upwards, beseeching the Almighty for the wisdom to find a path to preserve this union;
but all I find is the smoke from the badly laid fire drifting along the curved
molding of this oval room.
Men are preparing to march into
Virginia and demonstrate that the Federal government will use force if
necessary to preserve this union, yet I do not want war. I wish with all my heart that I could fling
open the door, telling the military men who wait outside my office that that
there is another path, a way out of this dilemma without bloodshed. Yet, I know of no such path. I pray in the days to come, when we meet
again, we will all have good news to share.
Yrs. Truly
A Lincoln
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"Well," asked the visitor. "What do you think?"
Professor Grumbles leaned back in his chair, thinking of exactly
what to say. His office--far from vast
or even oval--was small, cramped, and filled to the overflowing with
books. He had neither a window nor a
fireplace, but did have the luxury of two closets. His office, located in Frass Hall, had
originally been the tiny dorm room for two students. When the administration of Enema U had
decided it was far too tiny for students, they had repurposed the building as
faculty offices. Professor Grumbles
would have preferred to have had an office with a window, but took some solace
in the fact that at least his office had not been formerly one of the
bathrooms--His colleague next door could still feel the remains of a drain
under the thinning carpet.
"The paper appears to be of roughly the right age,"
said Dr. Grumbles. "While it would
have to be tested, I have no doubt that it will turn out to have been
manufactured in the middle of the nineteenth century."
"Doesn't that prove this letter is genuine? I mean, where else could you find
150-year-old paper?"
"It's actually not very hard at all. There is a huge supply of such paper just
across the street in the library.
Forgers carefully cut the fly sheets out of the front of books published
at roughly the time period they desire and use the authentic paper for their
creations." As Professor Grumbles
talked, he carefully refolded the letter and replaced it in back in the
protective envelope. While the old paper
was the size of modern letter stationery, the visitor had wisely preserved the
letter in a acid-free envelope designed for archival work.
"But this letter looks like it has been read many times--the
paper is worn and well-handled. It
doesn't look like the flat paper from
the front of a book," said the visitor.
"Yes," Professor Grumbles agreed. "There are ways to make paper look
well-worn, however. One of the favorite
tricks of counterfeiters is to place the paper in a dryer with plastic poker
chips and old tennis shoes, then tumble the mixture without heat."
Professor Grumbles continued,
"The brown ink looks real, but copying the pen and ink from the same time period is even easier to
accomplish. Still, I am quite certain your
letter is not authentic, even though the paper probably was made during
Lincoln's lifetime."
Professor Grumbles leaned forward and handed the letter back to
his visitor. Actually, he had spotted four
reasons why the letter was a forgery.
(Before reading further, how many can you find?)
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"Let's start with the easiest to spot: In Lincoln's day, the President's home was
usually called the 'Executive Mansion'.
It wasn't until the early twentieth century, when President Teddy
Roosevelt was in office, that the name was changed to the White House,"
said the professor. "And while the
house was always located on Pennsylvania Avenue, it was not until the
Grant administration that a number was added to the address."
"During his term, Teddy Roosevelt added the West Wing to
hold the President's office. Prior to
that, presidents used several different rooms in White House as offices;
frequently, it was the
large oval-shaped room above the Blue Room.
Lincoln, however, used a rectangular room on the second floor as his
office."
"In addition, your letter is the same size as modern
letter paper: 8.5 x 11 inches--a size that was not used until about the
time of the First World War. It became a
standard for use in
typewriters--something the White House did not possess until Lincoln had
been dead for twenty years. And it was
not made the standard size for government letters until the presidency of
Ronald Reagan." Professor Grumbles
smiled apologetically at his guest.
"I'm sorry, but the letter cannot possibly be genuine."
said the professor.
"I paid good money for this!
What am I supposed to do now?" asked the visitor.
Professor Grumbles smiled at his visitor. "Well, it is up to you, but I would
contact one of the better auction houses--say, Sotheby's in New York. I'm not sure what this letter is worth, but
I'm sure it is quite valuable. This is
undoubtedly a Joseph Cosey forgery.
Cosey was the alias used by the renowned forger, Martin Coneely. He was famous for forging the works of
Lincoln, Twain, and Thomas Jefferson.
Both the Library of Congress and the New York Public Library have
permanent collections of his work.
Judging by that last line, 'Yrs. Truly", I would say that it is one
of his early works."
"What? The letter is
really worth something?" the visitor asked.
"Oh yes. Probably
more than if it were actually written by Lincoln."
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