It is a great
history story, and as is true with most good stories, is more apocryphal than
perhaps we want to investigate. Since
facts should never be allowed to interfere with a good story, here it is, warts
and all.
There is an old
truism that you should never invent something twice, and railways are a good
example of this. The vast majority of
the railways in the United States, Western Europe, and South America use the
same railway gauge, Standard Gauge. (If
you get there first, you get to set the standard.) The gauge refers to the distance between the
two rails, and for Standard Gauge, this is 4’ 8 1/2” wide. This is not nearly as arbitrary as you might
think.
Note.
For some reason, it is damn near impossible for me to type the word
‘gauge’. My brain insists on typing
‘guage’. I don’t mean once, but every
damn time. Somewhere in the far recesses
of my brain, back where I keep such manly knowledge as how to tighten bolts
without reciting idiotic rhymes and I store cool facts about tanks, there is a
little voice saying “U Before A except after G…” This kind of advanced brain rot is obviously
the fault of the Russians.
Almost two
millennia ago, the Romans used a lot of bronze.
While it was nominally the Iron Age, bronze was still tough, easy to
work, and far easier to produce. Bronze
is made up of copper and tin—both of which are individually too soft to be
useful for making tools. Rome had lots
of copper, but tin was relatively rare, forcing Rome to send her armies far
afield to look for sources of tin. This
quest eventually led the Romans to British Cornwall in the third century AD.
Rome ran those
mines for several centuries—long enough that the Roman carts wore grooves in
the rock floors of the tin mines. The methodical
Romans had already established a standard wheel base for carts and wagons. In Roman towns, the streets had a set width,
with stepping stones at intersections.
The spaces between the stepping stones were carefully maintained so that
carts, with a standardized wheel base, could pass between the stones. The carts used were four wheeled, pulled by
two horses walking abreast.
By the 18th
century, the Romans were long gone from Cornwall. (See last week’s blog for an alternative
ending.) The deep grooves in the mine
floor left by Roman wagons remained, and the miners had learned to build ore
carts that used the grooves as tracks.
By the first decade of the 19th century, some of those carts were pulled
by steam engines. More efficient tracks
were needed, so the grooves in the floors were replaced, first by wooden rails,
and then by iron and steel rails. And of
course they were still using the wheel base first established by the Romans: 4’
8 1/2”, or standard gauge. Over half the
railroad racks on the planet use this same standard.
This means that
half the railroads in the world, their bridges, their tunnels, and all the
rolling stock that travels on them, were designed based on the width of two
Roman horses’ asses. I could stretch
this story out by telling you how the Space Shuttle was designed around the
maximum size of the solid rocket boosters whose size, in turn, was dictated by
a railroad tunnel outside the Morton Thiokol plant in Colorado—all of which
were determined by those same two horses’ asses…but this story is already
stretched a little thin.
There are, of
course, other gauges in use. The wider
the gauge, the more distance it takes for a train to make tight turns, so in
the mountains, narrower gauges are used.
One of these, called Three Foot Gauge, is widely used at mines located
in high mountains and all amusement parks. Disney probably owns more narrow gauge track
and rolling stock than any mining operation on the planet. There is even an obscure railway gauge
halfway between Standard and Narrow Gauge that is called Bastard Gauge. (That sounds like something you use to
measure Congressmen.)
Russia uses a
wider gauge, Broad Gauge, supposedly on the orders of Joseph Stalin. The Russian leader thought that if his
country used the same railroad gauge as Germany, it would make it easy for
Hitler to invade. When Germany invaded,
they simply moved one of the rails a few inches as they advanced. When the Germans retreated towards the end of
the war, they were far more efficient. They used a specially designed car equipped
with a road wrecking plow, a Schwellenpflug,
to destroy the railway as they made their way west.
Once he had won
the war, Hitler planned on linking the major European capitals together with a
new railroad gauge he called Breitspurbahn,
which would have been an impressive 9’ 10 1/8” wide. And it would have taken half of Siberia to
turn this monster around. No track was
ever laid. Nor has anyone ever explained
how, once you got a giant ten foot wide train moving, how you could ever hope
to stop it.
By this point,
you have probably forgotten that I started this by saying some of the above was
stretching the truth just a little. None
of it is completely wrong, but the connection to the Romans is a little tenuous.
Actually,
however, there is an even older railway.
One that absolutely existed and was used for centuries long before the
first steam engine, even before the creation of Imperial Rome. This is the ancient Greek railway, the
Diolkos of Corinth. This is without a
doubt, man’s first railway, the first profitable railway, and the longest used
railway. While the oldest railway in
England is barely two hundred years old, the Diolkos was used for at least 700
years. You’ve probably never heard of
it.
For the ancient
Greek mariner, there were substantial profits to be made by hauling goods from
the Ionian Sea to the Adriatic. Rich
seaports were already developing ports stocked with trading goods. One of the largest hazards was sailing
completely around the Peloponnese peninsula.
Not only did this make the trip substantially longer, but the area was
noted for heavy gales and contrary winds.
At one point, however, the isthmus is only four miles wide, and if this
could be crossed, a trip from Athens to Corinth could be shortened by more than
70%.
Constructed in
approximately 600 B.C., the Diolkos (Greek for Portage Machine) was a stone
track leading across the isthmus. A boat
would pull up on one side of the isthmus, be pulled onto a wheeled cart, then
pulled across the isthmus. The cart had
large wooden wheels that sat firmly into evenly spaced grooves on the roadway
and could handle loads up to approximately 40 tons. Once on the other side of the isthmus, the
cart would roll back to the waters edge and the ship could be relaunched.
It was an
impressive undertaking. The railway was
a little over 4 miles long and had a grade that averaged about 3% with a
maximum of about 6%, which is comparable to that of the American highway
system. Men with ropes would haul the
ship up the hill, then slowly allow the ship to roll down the opposite bank
while men with buckets of wet sand tried to slow the descent by throwing the
sand into the tracks. For an
average-sized commercial boat, the entire trip was just a few hours.
The Diolkos was
used for commerce, but figured prominently in multiple wars—including a rather famous one in which Octavian (who
later changed his name to Augustus) surprised Mark Antony in 31 B.C. by moving a fleet ahead of the fleeing
general, forcing him to set sail for Egypt and Cleopatra.
Eventually, of
course, people couldn’t leave well enough alone. The old saying, "The Enemy of Good is
Better", is applicable here. After
centuries of operation, the Roman emperor Nero decided that if a railway was
good, a canal would be better. The
construction was started, the docks on both sides of the isthmus were
destroyed, and then both Nero and the canal project died. Over 1700 years later, the canal was
completed in 1893 and is still in use.
Sadly, much of the old railway was destroyed in building the canal.
By now, you must
be asking…what was the gauge of the Diolkos?
About 63 inches, or roughly Standard Gauge.
Goes to show the power of habit in determining the way things go. That’s how, for instance, Christmas became “Jesus’ birthday”. The church fathers, concerned because the people who, according to the emperor were all supposed to become Christian had this big party around the winter solstice where everyone would overeat and drink and party. By this time the church had become a ginormous bureaucracy and, thinking like bureaucrats, they decided that if the people had the habit of drinking, eating, and partying at winter solstice already, why not just make use of it for “holy” purposes. So the church proclaimed December the 25th Christ’s Mass, thus appropriating a holiday that goes all the way back to the Babylonians and used it as an excuse to take up a collection as protection from God’s wrath for all that drinking, overeating and partying. We still do it to this day, with, of course, the vestiges of the old pagan yule logs, Christmas trees and boozing.
ReplyDeleteThe tax-collecting habit is also pretty well ingrained in the bureaucrat segment of any population and in the bureaucrat mind, anything that is fun or obligatory is fair game for them to take a piece of. The Romans made tax-collecting (or as I call it – demanding protection money) into a fine art. I’m not surprised that modern organized crime has its roots in Italy.
Incredibly interesting. I am reading a book about United Fruit Co, and the author references “bastard gauge” which led me to this article at the bottom of the rabbit hole.
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