Few people
remember the 12th amendment to the US Constitution, the amendment that
clarifies the complicated process of electing the president and
vice-president. Even fewer remember the
strange election of 1800 that necessitated the passage of the bill.
Strange as it may
seem today, the original constitution specified that in the presidential
election, the candidate who came it second became the vice-president. If the twelfth amendment had never been
ratified, today, Vice President Hillary Clinton would probably have to be
restrained by the Secret Service to protect President Donald Trump—so you
already understand the need for the amendment.
During the 1800
presidential election, the New York representatives to the Electoral College
believed they were voting for Thomas Jefferson to be the president, and Aaron
Burr to be vice president, but accidentally cast their votes in such a way that
the two men tied, throwing the election to the House of Representatives. Burr, overly ambitious, tried unsuccessfully
to “steal” the presidency by pressuring representatives to give him the
presidency.
For obvious
reasons, President Jefferson hated Burr, never trusted him, and had few
dealings with his vice president during his first term of office. The Twelfth Amendment provided for the
candidates for the top two federal jobs to run as a ticket, and it was ratified
before the 1804 election. Obviously, Jefferson
chose a different running mate, dropping Burr from the ticket.
Since 1804, all
the presidential elections have resembled those today. But, what if the New York electors had not
messed up their ballots in 1800 with a single, simple error in paperwork? If Jefferson had been elected on the first
ballot of the Electoral College—as the electors intended—no one would have even
realized that the 12th Amendment was necessary.
And without that
amendment, a lot of American history would be changed dramatically.
William Henry
Harrison had the
shortest presidency in American history:
his term lasted exactly a month:
Harrison died of pneumonia, after catching a cold during the torrential
rain at his inauguration. His death
would return President Martin Van Buren—who had unsuccessfully run for
reelection—to the presidency. Since John
Tyler would never become president, it is doubtful that the 1844 presidential
election would have turned on the pivotal question of Texas’ annexation.
President Van
Buren was a strong opponent of Texas Annexation, believing that annexation
through war was unconstitutional.
Without the military protection of the Tyler administration, it is
doubtful that the Lone Star Republic would have survived, probably being
reabsorbed by Mexico. Without the
skirmishes along the Texas border, the Mexican American War would probably
never have happened, meaning that Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Utah,
Colorado, and Nevada would never been part of the United States. And the great California gold rush would
probably have benefitted Mexico, not the United States.
Without the
Mexican American War, I’m not sure how Zachary Taylor would become a war
hero, but supposing he were still elected president in 1848, he died from
cholera in 1850. This would mean that
President Lewis Cass (right) would have become the 13th president. Though Cass was a Northern Democrat, he
strongly supported Popular Sovereignty, an issue so unpopular in the North that
almost half the party had split off to form the Free Soil Party.
A Cass presidency
would almost have certainly forced an alliance between the Free-Soilers and the
new Republican Party, assuring a presidential victory in 1852 of an
anti-slavery president, touching off the Civil War almost a decade earlier than
previously.
Since Millard
Fillmore was not Zachary Taylor’s running mates, Fillmore would
never be
president. And as a historian, I can say
that would probably be a good thing, since Fillmore was a dud. His main accomplishments were admitting
western states to the union, but since the Mexican American War never happened…
Abraham Lincoln was shot after Lee surrendered at
Appomattox, but if George B. McClellan had become president on April 15, 1865,
we can only assume that Lee would have changed his mind and continued the
war. Since McClellan hated General Grant,
it is probable that he would have replaced him, and the Civil War would have
continued until President McClellan could fulfill his campaign promises of a
negotiated peace and the continuation of slavery.
Since the
amendment to ban slavery had already passed Congress before Lincoln’s death, it
would probably still have been ratified to become the new 12th Amendment. (And, yes, this is becoming
increasingly confusing.) Since McClellan
favored a negotiated settlement with an independent Confederacy, it is unlikely
that slavery would have ended in the South until the plantations no longer
needed slaves to be profitable. This
might have been as late as the mid-twentieth century, with the invention of the
mechanical cotton picker.
Let’s skip a few presidents,
since for most of the latter half of the nineteenth century, it didn’t matter
much who was president. I’m even going
to skip the Presidency of William Jennings Bryan, after the death of William
McKinley, because I’m almost positive that Teddy Roosevelt would still have won
the presidency in 1904. (But if
Roosevelt hadn’t been around for the Treaty of Portsmouth, would the Japanese
still have been humiliated enough to launch the attack on Pearl Harbor?)
When Warren G.
Harding died in 1923, James Cox would have become president. Cox, a Democrat, was a staunch supporter of
lower personal and business taxes to spur employment. If these policies had been effective, it is
quite possible that a reelected Cox could have delayed, if not prevented the
economic collapse of 1929 that triggered the Great Depression.
Since Franklin
D. Roosevelt was not a vice-presidential running mate in 1920, I’m not sure
how he would get from Assistant Secretary of the Navy to President in 1932, but
I’ll play along. On Roosevelt’s death in
1945, Thomas E. Dewey (right) would have become president. A Dewey presidency would have been so boring
that it would have reminded people of Millard Fillmore—oh, wait, Fillmore was
never president!
How boring were
Dewey’s speeches? A newspaper once
summed them all up into just four sentences:
Agriculture is important. Our
rivers are full of fish. You cannot have freedom without liberty. Our future lies ahead.
I would love to
say that Dewey would have avoided the Cold War and the Korean War, but that is
unlikely. Dewey was a fervent believer
in the United Nations and a staunch anti-communist. Unfortunately, Dewey was also a supporter of
Richard Nixon and Joseph McCarthy. Nor
did Dewy ever criticize Truman’s decision to use the Atomic bomb to end the war
with Japan. I am forced to believe that
a Dewey presidency would not have been substantially different from Truman’s.
When John F.
Kennedy died in 1963, Richard Nixon would have become president almost a
decade early, resulting in several changes.
First, when Kennedy died, the United States was already in the process
of pulling out of Vietnam, plans that were halted by Lyndon Johnson, who was
unwilling to appear to be “losing a war.”
Nixon, by contrast, would probably have pulled the troops out and blamed
any failure on Kennedy.
Second, without
Johnson—first as vice president and then as president—acting as the driving
force behind the space program, I think it unlikely the US would have landed a
man on the moon by 1969. Remember, Nixon
began cutting the budget for NASA shortly after Armstrong landed on the
moon. Certainly, without Johnson, the
space program would have never been based in Texas. So the first words spoken from the moon could
not have been, “Houston, Tranquility Base here.
The eagle has landed.”
And it would have
been impossible for me, a young supporter of Nixon in 1972 to have met a young
McGovern supporter and fall in love.
Which would mean that this blog would lose The Doc as an editor,
rendering everything above into such a grammatical mess of colloquial nonsense that
you wouldn’t have read this far.
Okay, that’s
enough. Historians don’t do ‘alternative
history’. When we do it, it is called
‘counter factual speculation’.
Regardless of the term, too much of this kind of nonsense drives you
mad. Would Napoleon have won at Waterloo
if he had a cell phone? Would the Gauls
have defeated Caesar if they had air power?
I’m going to stop before I decide that wheels would have made my elderly
aunt a tea cart.
Alternative histories are interesting. I enjoyed New Gingrich's "Grant Comes East" and a few others. Some sci-fi/fantasy authors like to play with alternative "what if" histories. Many of them get it all wrong. I particularly hate the ones where Americans in WWII acted like the Japanese and Germans thought we would and submitted after we got smacked really hard by the Japanese and Nazis. Philip K. Dick's "Man in the High Castle" was particularly egregious in that it assumed Americans would become collaborators in large numbers. I don't think so. In Texas and other Western States in particular, German officials would have lived precarious lives. We aren't suited to being herd beasts. Besides, industrially, we kicked their fuzzy butts. No way Germany and Japan would divide the USA between themselves. But then Philip K Dick had several kinds of mental illness and drug abuse going for him. - Tom
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