As both a historian and a Texan, I obviously love a good story. Once a week for the last decade and a half, I’ve written a new story (totaling hundreds of them), and if there was a common thread (other than the number of times I have mentioned Napoleon or the Titanic) it might be how frequently those stories mention alcohol. There are hundreds of stories that begin with someone saying, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
Unfortunately, there are essentially no great stories that start
with someone eating a salad.
Even stories about warfare are frequently the direct result of
armies using—and abusing—high levels of alcohol and drugs. The same governments that would hand out
harsh punishments for driving the family car while “impaired” have ordered pilots and tank commanders to use
those same substances during warfare. I
mean that literally, since the Nazi Panzerkorps used to give their tank
commanders something called “Tank
Chocolate” that was actually amphetamines.
For the Greeks, the drug of choice was wine, drunk by the gallons
just before battle, while the Vikings fermented a potent drink made from
Amanita mushrooms. Military commanders
from the earliest of times have realized that drugs could change ordinary men
into the ruthless army necessary to win victories. Simply put, drugs allowed men to do the
horrific and heroic acts that sober men would never consider.
An 18th century historian, who witnessed the warriors
of Mindanao in action, wrote that after consuming “sugapa”, a psychedelic root plant, “He who eats it is made beside himself, and rendered so
furious that while its effect lasts he cares not for dangers, nor even
hesitates to rush into the midst of pikes and swords….and by eating it at the
time of the attack, they enter the battle like furious wild beasts, without
turning back even when their force is cut to pieces; on the other hand, even
when one of them is pierced from side to side with a lance, he will raise
himself by that very lance in order to strike at him who had pierced him.”
That pretty well sums up why armies continued to use large
amounts of otherwise illegal drugs to push men to their limits. During World War I, both the German and
English armies issued codeine to their troops for both medical use and as a
stimulant. The English distributed
codeine tables known as Forced March that promised to increase endurance while
suppressing hunger. Commanders also noted
that the use of codeine calmed “agitated”
troops.
It was during World War II that the use of drugs really became a
standardized item. Germany issued its
soldiers a drug called Pervitin, considered at the time an ideal war drug, as
it could keep pilots alert for long periods of time, and kept entire armies
euphoric despite hazardous duties…As well it should, since the drug was
actually an early form of crystal meth.
Part of the reason for the German Army’s success in the early days of the war was this
drug. During the Blitzkrieg, soldiers
under the effects of Pervitin could march for 3 days without sleep, carrying
heavy loads, and still remaining alert with a positive morale.
Pervitin was everywhere, even Hitler himself was injected with a liquid form of the drug. The 3 mg pill form was distributed by the Wehrmacht (the German Army) extensively. By the end of the war, more than 35 million doses had been distributed. Since the drug was habit forming, soldiers frequently wrote home asking their families to purchase it over the counter to send to them.
Allied soldiers hearing about the wondrous “Super Pill” of the Nazis began experimenting with
Pervitin, too. The results for the early
tests of the drug were positive, bomber crews could remain alert for extended
periods of time. It did not take long,
however, for the negative effects to appear.
After prolonged use, long periods of rest did not seem to compensate for
the loss of sleep. Otherwise healthy
young soldiers who used the drug died of heart failure, while others committed
suicide during psychotic phases. And those who became addicted to the drug
developed the usual symptoms of addiction and withdrawal: sweating, dizziness,
hallucination, and depression. (Just
think of any episode of Breaking Bad, but replace the entire cast with Nazis.)
Over time, the combat effectiveness of the units using the drug
declined to the point that some military commanders recommended that the German
Army discontinue prescribing it to soldiers.
Nevertheless, the drug was not only used for the duration of the war,
but the West German Army, the Bundeswehr, continued to maintain stockpiles of
the drug until the 1980’s. On the other side of the Iron Curtain, the
East German National People’s
Army did not discontinue use of the drug until 1988.
While various armies continued to use various forms of the drug
for decades—including the U. S. Army during the Vietnam War—you have to wonder
what might have happened if the German Army had perfected its miracle weapon, a
Super Duper Pill.
Nazi scientists, using political prisoners at the Sachsenhausen
concentration camp as test subjects, were developing an enhanced endurance
pill. Mixing 5 mg of Cocaine, 3 mg of
Methamphetamine, and 5 mg of Oxycodone with various other stimulants, the
scientists developed a compound called D-IX.
After being dosed with the compound, political prisoners could march 65
miles while carrying 45 pounds of equipment without rest. Considering the general physical condition of
prisoners in a German concentration camp, these results are remarkable. The drug would be capable of turning ordinary
soldiers into near supermen. (It should
be noted that the efficient Nazi scientists took advantage of the experiments
to simultaneously test new forms of military boots.)
Fortunately for the prisoners (and perhaps, for the rest of the world), the war ended before the compound was perfected. But, I’m sure someone, somewhere, is working on it. If it is not ready for the next war, I'm sure it will soon be for sale in your neighborhood.
Beserkers are a favorite military unit of video gamers in war games. Of course, the generals would drug the heck out of the troops. I notice that many generals grow up moving toy soldiers around on a table sending their tin minions plunging heedlessly into the enemy lines, and inevitable slaughter. That's why Generals in WWI could pour troops across no man's land and still sleep at night. Took them forever to figure out that's a stupid way to fight.
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