The story starts,
of course, with the Civil War. For the
next half century, the war contributed arms, mercenaries, and tactics to every
little brush fire and battle anywhere in the world. If chaos theory says a butterfly flapping
it’s wings in China can affect the rainfall in Spain, then it is only natural that the American Civil War was a
tsunami that changed warfare forever.
Of the tens of
thousands of weapons to find their way around the world, however, one was a
little different. Late in the war,
Remington designed a single-shot, breech-loading rifle that was simple, cheap,
and reliable: the Remington Split-Breech carbine. While you have probably never heard of this
weapon, in a few decades, it would evolve into the most commonly used
single-shot military rifle in the world, the Remington Rolling Block, a rifle that was still being carried by
soldiers through the end of the first world war.
But in 1864, when
the rifle was first designed, there was real doubt that it would ever be
made. Remington was very busy manufacturing
weapons already, and could not possibly take the time to retool its machinery
to manufacture a new and untested rifle.
One enterprising official at the factory, Samuel Norris, ignored common sense and sought a way to make a profit with the new design.
When the Civil War
began, the United States was desperately short of weapons, so the government
ramped up orders with every firearms manufacturer and sent a purchasing
officer, a newly appointed Brigadier General Marcellus Hartley, to Europe to
not only buy as many weapons as possible, but to prevent the South from doing
the same thing. This was early in the
industrial revolution, and firearm design was rapidly changing. As part of the rearming program, the US Army
let it be known that it was willing to purchase a thousand copies of any new
firearm.
Assured of a sale
of at least a thousand rifles, Norris began looking for a way to manufacture
them. Remington was too busy, but Norris
found a small firearms company in Massachusetts with surplus production
capacity. The Savage Revolving Arms
Company was willing to manufacture the rifles for Remington, but only if the
order could be increased to 5,000 rifles.
Norris must have
been something of a gambler, for he took his single prototype rifle to the Army,
received an order for a thousand rifles, then okayed production for five times
that many. Norris probably figured that
somebody, somewhere would need a few thousand rifles. (While you would think this is a safe
bet—wars seem more common than peace—you would be astonished to learn how often
firearm companies go bankrupt.)
Before the first
rifles could be delivered, a couple of things changed. First, the Army decided to standardize the
ammunition of its rifles to the .56-50 cartridge used by the Spencer Rifle,
which was arguably the finest weapon of the Civil War. The Army, being the Army, then ordered an
additional 15,000 rifles in the new caliber from Norris.
Second, the Civil
War ended. Suddenly awash in more
weapons than soldiers, the Army promptly cancelled all existing orders for new
rifles—except those from Remington for the new rifles. No one knows exactly why, but I suspect that
somewhere a politician was handed an envelope containing the new greenbacks.
Note.
During the Civil War, the US government began
printing paper money for the first time.
(Technically, the paper money of the Continental Congress was not issued
by the yet-to-exist United States.) Since the front of the bills was printed in
black, and the opposite side was printed in green to discourage counterfeiting,
they were popularly referred to as ‘greenbacks’.
Though the Army
did not need the new weapons, they were promptly inspected, stamped ‘USA’,
crated and immediately warehoused in a vast government facility. The warehouses of surplus armaments must have
looked like something out of the first Indiana Jones movie—massive piles of
wooden crates containing hundreds of thousands of rifles, muskets, and pistols
along with crates of millions of rounds of ammunition.
The Spencer
Firearm company promptly went bankrupt and was bought out by the newly- formed
Winchester Repeating Arms Company that began working on an improved prototype
which would quickly become famous. It is
hard to imagine a Western movie without thinking of the Winchester rifle.
Our geography
lesson brings us to Germany...Well, actually to Northern Prussia. Otto Von Bismarck had managed to band
together the Northern Prussian states into a union, but he was struggling to
add the Southern Prussian states. Frankly, uniting any two of those fiercely
independent states was a minor miracle, and combining all of them together was
a near impossibility. But, Bismarck was
a student of history and realized that the only thing a good Prussian hated
more than another Prussian was a Frenchman.
Back in 1701, all
of Europe had plunged into war when France tried to upset the balance of power
by placing a French prince on the throne of Spain. Would the same trick work again? Well, yes: Bismarck played France like a
drum, using diplomatic pressure to put a German prince on the Spanish throne,
thus maneuvering Napoleon III into provoking a fresh war. (I had to completely rewrite that sentence
because no matter how many times I typed it, Spell Check insisted on changing
‘Germany maneuvered France’ into ‘Germany manured France’. Even Spell Check hates the French.)
The various
Prussian states promptly united to meet the threat, thus starting the
Franco-Prussian War. The German
Confederation was a new country, freshly formed, with many problems, so in order
to guarantee a French defeat, Napoleon III personally took charge of the French
Army.
At the Battle of
Sedan, on September 2, 1870, over 80,000 French soldiers were forced to
surrender, yielding up a significant portion of the country’s weaponry. Napoleon abdicated, fleeing to England,
leaving behind the hastily formed French Republic that was desperate to
purchase weaponry.
At the end of the
Civil War, General Hartley had returned to civilian life, starting several new
businesses. One of which, the Union
Metallic Cartridge Company had begun to produce the new style cartridges needed
by the new style weapons. When France
began negotiating to buy weapons, Hartley used his contacts to make a profit. First, he convinced the Army to sell him the
crates of Remington Split-Breech Carbines that had been sitting in a warehouse
for the last four years. Naturally,
since the weapons were mysteriously labeled ‘Damaged’, Hartley bought them at a
discount.
Before Hartley could make his deal with the French, a small opportunity came up on the Canadian Border. The Fenians, an offshoot of the Irish Republic, were raiding British forts and customs houses in Canada in an effort to force England out of Ireland. In order "to get their man", the Royal Canadian Mounted Police needed a modern firearm that could be easily reloaded while on a horse, so roughly a hundred of the Remington carbines were sold to Canada.
Hartley sent his
agent, W. W. Reynolds, to Paris to negotiate the deal. Reynolds, of course, sold the pristine rifles at a
hefty profit to the French. He also
negotiated a large order for ammunition for the rifles, to be filled by the Union
Metallic Cartridge Company. Right about
the same time, Winchester sold all the remaining Spencer rifles—along with all
the remaining parts to repair them—to the French. This pretty well cleared up the American
market for the new Winchester rifle.
Reynolds went to
Paris and secured the order, amounting to over 5 million francs, along with the
authorization to release payment from a British Bank. If you are not impressed, let me remind you
that French Francs were made of gold.
Altogether, that was about two and a half tons of gold. At today’s prices, that would be about $80 million
(and that is not even adjusted for inflation).
Four years earlier, the United States only paid $7.2 million for all of
Alaska. Hell, for $80 million, we could
have bought someplace warm.
Unfortunately, by
the time Reynolds had secured his order and gathered the necessary documents,
Paris was surrounded by the Prussian Army.
This was not the end of the war, as French forces continued to mount a
disorganized resistance, but it did mean that Reynolds was in real trouble—the
kind of trouble that the Prussians would end with a firing squad.
There was, of
course, only one practical solution.
Reynolds quickly paid for the construction of two gas balloons. He gave the spare balloon to the French
Minister of War, so he could organize French resistance to the Prussians. (Why not?—If the resistance succeeded,
the French would need more weaponry and ammunition.)
Both men were
successful in their escape, though for a while it looked bad when a capricious
wind blew them over the Prussian lines. Luckily, the wind changed and both men evaded
capture. With the profits, Hartley’s
company eventually bought the remains of the Remington company.
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Because Bismarck made a fool
of Napoleon III, the French army fought the Germans with rifles marked ‘USA’, except for the ones the Canadians used to kill Irishmen, all of which were originally intended to kill Southerners.
By the way, one of
the other companies that Hartley created after the Civil War was also
successful. Since running two successful
companies consumed too much time, Hartley sold it to a guy named Westinghouse,
who promptly renamed it. Today, we call
it CBS.
What fun. I think I'll do an expose' on how CBS was founded with blood money from gun sales by members of the military-industrial complex. If Democrats can find an Indian 6 generations back and call themselves Native Americans, does that mean CBS's antecedents mean we can call them arms dealers????????
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